Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Kiwi Film Review: Snow White and the Huntsman



IMDB: 6.8/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 48%
Roger Ebert: 3.5/4


Stars: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron.
Written by: Evan Daugherty, John Lee Hancock, Hossein Amini
Directed By: Rupert Sanders



Release Date: June 1st 2012

Described by IMDB as "Snow White is the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen. Unable to tolerate the insult to her vanity, the evil queen decides that Snow White must die. The queen sends a huntsman to kill Snow White. However the huntsman finds himself unable to murder the innocent young woman, and instead ends up training her to become a warrior capable of threatening the queen's reign."



Well, I walk away from this movie with very mixed feelings. There were things a loved and things I absolutely hated. I'll start first with the things I loved. This film was visually beautiful, and the special effects were great. I thought it was super impressive that they managed to make full grown actors to look like dwarves. Although, I have to say that I don't really understand their reasoning for that one. Its hard enough for little people(is that the politically correct terminology?) to get good jobs, especially ones where they aren't wearing stupid costumes where you can't even see their faces; they can't even get jobs of the 7 dwarves? Its definitely possible to find 7 funny, good actors who are born for the part, so to speak. Besides all of that, I did think the effects were impressive and I enjoyed all of the actors. Also, Chris Hemsworth was cast PERFECTLY. He is so damn attractive! I could've watched him all day.


Now for the bad. As much as I love Charlize Theron and her acting abilities, she was crazy in this movie. Well, I guess that's a little harsh. She was good through most of it, and I thought her accent was good. She looked and sounded super strong, but every now and then she'd go completely over the top, like way too much. Her shrieking was unbearable, and she was just too intense over all. However, her bad acting was nothing compared to Kristen Stewart's. She was the exact same as she is in every role; dull. I'll give her credit that she did seem to be improving a bit, but she's just not believable as Snow White. They made her as beautiful as she could me, and she really was pretty, but "fairer" than Charlize? I don't think so. I think the casting on this one was very much off, and I don't understand the rationalization for her. The fact that she meets the physical description doesn't mean she should get the job. I'm not British so I can't make this statement knowing I'm 100% right, but from what I could tell, her accent was awful. Also, I just didn't find her strong enough as a character. In this re-telling she's supposed to be strong enough to rise up and take back the kingdom, but I found her only partially believable in the scenes where she was trying to be that person. Again, bad casting on that part.


Also, even though I enjoyed the story, there were SO many far fetched ideas. I know its a movie, but even if you accept the dark magic and the ability for the Queen to suck the souls out of young girls, or the fairies and the enchanted forest, the amount of luck that Snow White(Stewart) has is completely ridiculous. Really, you come out of a sewer and find a perfect, gentle, white horse? AND you know how to write it perfectly despite the fact that you've been locked in a tower for the last 10(ish) years? Thats super great for you. I can accept all of the rules and situations that are set up in the film but thats just one example of something thats a little far-fetched even in the world it takes place in.


Overall I feel like I generally enjoyed this film, but as I stated above it had some pretty core problems. I think the beauty of the film made up for the problems quite a bit. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't buy this film, or go see it again in theatres, but I didn't regret seeing it, so I'd recomend it to anyone who enjoys fantasy/adventure films. I think I'll give it a 6.5/10, that seems fair.

Saturday, 26 May 2012

Bucket List

Thought I'd share my personal bucket list as of today, May 29th 2012, in no particular order.


- Watch all of IMDB's top 250 movies.
- Graduate
- Get a car
- Move to London, UK
- Get Married
- Have a child (or 3)


- Travel to London/England
- Travel to Greece
- Travel to Italy
- Travel to France
- Travel to Switzerland
- Travel to Egypt
- Travel to  Ireland
- Travel to Scotland
- Travel to Germany
- Travel to Spain
- Travel to Sweden
- Travel to New York
- Travel to New Orleans
- Travel to California
- Go back to Italy
- Go back to Switzerland
- Go back to France
- See the Mona Lisa
- See Notre Dame
- Go to the Louvre
- See the 7 wonders of the world (+ honnorable mentions)
   -1 Stonehenge
   -2 Colosseum
   -3 Catacombs of Kom el Shaqafa
   -4 Great Wall of China
   -5 Porcelain Tower of Nanjing
   -6 Hagia Sophia
   -7 Leaning Tower of Pisa
   -Great Pyramid of Giza
   -Taj Mahal
   -Cairo Citadel
   -Ely Cathedral
   -Cluny Abbey

   - See the Eiffel Tower
   - See Petra
   -See Machu Piccu
   -See Chichen Itza

- See Meat Loaf live
- See Snow Patrol live
- See The Fray live
- See Coldplay live
- See Mumford & Son's live
- See Our Lady Peace live
- See Matchbox Twenty live
- See a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live
- See a taping of Ellen
- See a taping of Real Time with Bill Maher
- See a taping of The Graham Norton Show
- Go zip lining
- Go Skydiving
- See or Meet Ricky Gervis, Stephen Mercant, and/or Karl Pilkington
- See or Meet Stephen Fry


Monday, 21 May 2012

Chris de Burgh Tweeted Me, I Can Now Die Happy.

Well, the title pretty much gives this blog post away. You might remember my post from last week when I got to see Chris de Burgh in concert, one of the best concerts I've seen by the way. Well, yesterday I got the shock of my life when I responded to one of his tweets, and he replied! I decided to print screen the event, and I have a photo for you all now. You should be seated for this, its pretty overwhelming. Chris de Burgh tweeted me, I can now die happy.



PS. Follow me on Twitter @gillawe and let me know what you think of my blog!

Kiwi Film Review: Dark Shadows

IMDB: 6.6/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 42%

Roger Ebert: 2.5/4 Stars


Release Date: May 11th 2012


Stars: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter, and Chloe Grace Mortez
Written By: John August, Seth Grahame-Smith

Directed By: Tim Burton


Based on Dan Curtis's TV show from the 1960's & 70's.


Described by IMDB as "An imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection."


I have pretty mixed feelings on this one so I'm going to do this review a little differently. I'm going to first start with the things I liked about it and then say all of the things I didn't.

First off, the good things. As always, Johnny Depp doesn't disappoint. He pretty much carries this whole movie, and I thought he did it pretty well. The costume and make up was over the top as always, but it worked so well. He pretty much nailed it. I also loved that this took place in the 70's and they did an awesome job with the costumes and sets for that. It was really beautiful to look at, super colourful and interesting. I actually thought it was pretty funny. I wasn't laughing the whole way through, but it had a lot more humour then I was expecting. Michelle Pfeiffer actually was pretty good too, it was also so weird to see Helena Bonham Carter as a normalish person.

The down side to this film was the acting from pretty much everyone else in the film. Chloe Grace Mortez was really disappointing in this film. I loved her in Kick Ass and Hugo... and then there was this... Lets be real.. she was awful. It was actually painful to see her suck this bad. Again, she's pretty much my favorite young actor but this was just so bad. 



Overall I actually really enjoyed this film, I heard a lot of people say that it was awful, but I didn't think it was too bad. I don't think I'd watch it in theatres again, but I'd consider buying it, and I'd definitely download it. Overall, it was visually appealing, and the story was generally good, but poorly executed. It was definitely a bit of a disappointment, and nowhere near the best of Tim Burton, but it wasn't too bad.  


I'm going to give this film a 6.5/10. I think this might be my lowest rating so far, but I'd probably recommend it to most people.

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Chris de Burgh Concert

Last night I went to see Chris de Burgh last night, and he was amazing. He has such an unbelievable voice for a 62 year old man. He played all of my favorites (Spanish Train, The Tower, Patricia The Stripper, Lady In Red, ect.) as well as some songs from his new album which were also great. He even played S.O.S by ABBA and Africa by Toto. I thought I'd share some of my pics from last night. The rest are on my flickr account.







Thursday, 19 April 2012

Picture Wall/Mantelpiece Makeover

So, this is basically what I did all day. I had the idea last night after getting the antique camera that I got yesterday, but I didn't have time to start it last night. I was almost done when I realized that two of my frames didn't have hooks on the back. Infuriating? I think so. Anyways, I have some before and after photos for you. I'm very impressed with myself!
Before

Before 

After!

AFTER

*Pat's self on back*

Downtown discovery, April 19th, 2012

As it was another beautiful day out yesterday my friend Sarah and I decided it would be a great chance to go for an adventure downtown. We didn't really have a plan, but once we got down there we remembered an antique store we wanted to check out last time we were there, but did't have time to check out. We walk into this place (Livyer's Antiques) and there are about a million things in there. Its crazy, but amazing. So much history. Its really hot out, so its twice as hot in there, and I'm about to go ask Sarah if she's ready to go when I see she's standing in front of the most beautiful sight I've ever seen. A collection of antique camera's. I've always enjoyed photography, and after learning all about it this year in my classes, I couldn't pass it by. So here she is, a No. 2-C Autographic Nokia Jr, apparently they were released between 1923 and 1928. I want to look into getting it restored. I don't really care about getting it working, but its in pretty rough shape at the moment. It is my new baby. Enjoy.





Visit to The Rooms, April 17th 2012

On Tuesday, April 17th, I decided I would visit the local Museum, The Rooms, for the day. It was probably the nicest day of the year so far, but I didn't want to go walking around downtown alone so I thought I'd enjoy the beautiful view from The Rooms(pictures below). After I went to all of the art galleries and museum exhibits I decided to go to the Archives which are located inside the building. The archives hold all of the documents(ie birth, marriage, and death certificates) for the whole province of Newfoundland. You pay a $10 entrance fee, and then you're a member for life! Pretty sweet deal in my opinion. I didn't have a chance to find much on the first visit because by the time I got set up, I was starving as it was supper time.

Here are a couple of pictures of St. John's from the  viewing gallery on the second floor of The Rooms. Beautiful.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Easter Weekend





How was everyone's long weekend? Mine was wonderful! Actually, not so wonderful.
After a very stressful week full of assignments, I was super excited for the long weekend. Thursday was bad enough as the 5th is a rough day for me (I'll explain later), but when I came home around 9, my room mate and I were sitting on my bed chatting, and we were talking about mice that had been in our kitchen, and all of a sudden she jumps up on my bed screaming like crazy. She saw a mouse. IN MY ROOM. Argh, so I had to deal with that all weekend, and even now. But, luckily there were also great things about my weekend! My two dear friends came in for the weekend so I had an amazing time showing them around the city! Here are some pics from the weekend!





Online shipping

So, I might have a slight online shopping addiction. So, here are my latest purchases. My favorite website is www.boohoo.com. Great prices and great quality clothing!